Brands Won't Leave Me Alone

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Jarvis Johnson

Oy oldin

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Somebody come get these brands

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA (wakeup sheeple)
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Jarvis Johnson
Jarvis Johnson Oy oldin
Thanks again to Simplisafe for sponsoring. Check out simplisafe.com/jarvis to support the channel :)
M Dog
M Dog 13 kun oldin
Personally of a Con Artist
Legofilms
Legofilms 14 kun oldin
Heck yeah
Promise Mairaro
Promise Mairaro 14 kun oldin
hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice
Legofilms
Legofilms 14 kun oldin
@J S :)
J S
J S 14 kun oldin
@Legofilms lol
Ace of Spades
Ace of Spades Kun oldin
Play the KFC dating sim. Do it-
David Wugofski
David Wugofski Kun oldin
KFC creates deliberately memeable content to prompt content creators to comment on them. It’s the same sort of strategy as deliberately-cringe tiktok-/youtubers. You can reach millions with less money by making an absurd Lifetime movie than by buying adspace online.
frankierosapple_
frankierosapple_ 2 kun oldin
4:49 I follow Wendy’s on Wattpad. As a writer, Wattpad is my life purpose.
C R A F T Y C R E A T I O N S
C R A F T Y C R E A T I O N S 3 kun oldin
Please keep making these videos there so funny
Windixie
Windixie 3 kun oldin
A KFC console will still have more games then the new X Box (Also does anyone remember when jake from State Farm was a fat white guy or was that just me)
gnarlysWan
gnarlysWan 4 kun oldin
How did Jarvis not know about the dating sim I've known about it for like what feels like years. I waited for it to come out, and then my friend bought it and we played it.
yasma
yasma 5 kun oldin
i like the way you smell
Puppyplaze
Puppyplaze 5 kun oldin
The rubiks cube on your t shirt in the add has the right color scheme
Elan Wan
Elan Wan 6 kun oldin
no.
Cory D
Cory D 6 kun oldin
We can also talk about how most of these massive brands pay their employees less than a living wage
Rudolph Sketchbook
Rudolph Sketchbook 6 kun oldin
I don't know how I feel about this video either
Doodle DeVore
Doodle DeVore 7 kun oldin
Hold on... is everyone gonna ignore that Looney Toons asked to be in the video?..
Mak DeMoney
Mak DeMoney 7 kun oldin
2:15 thats stupid idc if the brand says it ill keep playing like that cuz frick that bruh
Legofilms
Legofilms 7 kun oldin
Alison Miller huh Someone has been watch karate kid
Madyson Castillo
Madyson Castillo 9 kun oldin
I will edit this comment when something big happens later this year to make it look like I predicted the future
Tom Boy Town
Tom Boy Town 10 kun oldin
Gosh I just had KFC. It's everywhere
Rose Hearts
Rose Hearts 10 kun oldin
Kum & Go really just replied with their own name not even trying. Looney Toons is as desperate to stay relevant like their multiple reboots of bugs bunny. DUDE Wipes really bragging about being second and I have never heard of them before. Webster just thirsty. These marketing teams are just wow
bread bread
bread bread 10 kun oldin
watching jarvis make fun of tampa as i sit in tampa
Articz7
Articz7 10 kun oldin
Van van is definitely a jojo reference
Nathan Gee
Nathan Gee 10 kun oldin
Um I just got a KFC ad while you were checking out the KFC game. The ad even said “did someone say KFC?” Send help.
Tyler lorig
Tyler lorig 10 kun oldin
do vegan teacher
anonymousdratini
anonymousdratini 11 kun oldin
I sure hope these brands give the people enslaved to do their twitter advertising health insurance.
joe refgurd
joe refgurd 11 kun oldin
I had a simplisafe add right before this vid
Truest Emich
Truest Emich 12 kun oldin
I have adds for kfc
Great Guy
Great Guy 12 kun oldin
This video is so fucking boring
Lewis Maddox
Lewis Maddox 12 kun oldin
the kfc dating sim is actually good lmao. also i hope that console is real tbh because stuff thats literally not on brand is what i live for
Ryan Sproviero
Ryan Sproviero 12 kun oldin
Sorry to do this but SimpliSafe is garbage that can be bypassed with a $2 transmitter. The Lock Pick Lawyer did a video. Consult a professional for your security needs.
Emerald Creeper
Emerald Creeper 13 kun oldin
Jarvis, more like......Barvis
AnimalCrossingJack
AnimalCrossingJack 13 kun oldin
I love your videos I've been binge watching a lot of them and they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!
Cupcake Without The Icing
Cupcake Without The Icing 13 kun oldin
The Facebook Uno on Messengers literally has a mode in which you stack +2 and +4 cards. They can't enforce rules only when they believe it's convenient
Promise Mairaro
Promise Mairaro 14 kun oldin
hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice
Harry Louiston
Harry Louiston 15 kun oldin
Say "I'm going to get milk from the store" then goto14:45
JeneX Art Studio
JeneX Art Studio 15 kun oldin
I am from the future the kfconsole never happened (never mind it does exist I’m terrified)
Shreks Bussy
Shreks Bussy 15 kun oldin
Is Wendy's lore... On wattpad
Allison Turner
Allison Turner 16 kun oldin
I promise you no one hates brand twitter more than the people running brand twitter. Most brands being funny is because the people writing it genuinely think its fun to do and makes their work day a little less dull. I work in marketing, and I promise that most of this branded content/stunt work is done in earnest. Yes, we want to sell things, but we want to entertain the audience first and foremost. We just want to entertain/amuse/etc. Sure, it gets us earned media (free content where people talk about us), but we do genuinely want to make something that the people seeing it enjoy. A motto many of us use is "if its not beautiful, inspirational, educational, useful, or entertaining, don't make it." Also for anyone who is curious how brands find content that mentions them/is relevant all the time, there are tools called Social Listening Tools that allow you to write up queries that then crawl all public sites for content that mentions whatever it is you wrote the query to find. Then the tool collates all mentions of whatever you were searching for in one place, and someone at the company checks that daily. The tool allows you to reply/retweet/share immediately and that's how the magic happens. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!
Royal Berger 26
Royal Berger 26 16 kun oldin
I'll never fucking eat KFC but I will play that dating sim for the rest of my life its amazing
ew
ew 16 kun oldin
idk maybe kfc stands for ‘kiss fucking chicken’. honestly don’t know though. they’re so into dating and stuff so...
SoJuicee
SoJuicee 16 kun oldin
I have a friend that was named after vulveta, her name is Luvetta
wooblydooblygod
wooblydooblygod 17 kun oldin
I wached a guy do an advert for simplysafe, while he owns a gun factory and there are guns all throughout his housr
Butters
Butters 17 kun oldin
Is it legal to put a simply safe camera on my apartment door...... probably not :(
Japeth Barnett
Japeth Barnett 17 kun oldin
You got 1.4 mil subs now bruh. Shut the f up bish. I'm watching this and eatimg beans while my girl passes out of the zans. Happy New Year nerds. Ily
Penny Wilson
Penny Wilson 18 kun oldin
Ngl you kinda look like Jake from state farm
Night Wolf
Night Wolf 18 kun oldin
Every single brand these days reminds me of that episode of community where Subway took human form
RepublicanGuard
RepublicanGuard 18 kun oldin
Hey Jarvis from Marvel
BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHel
BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHel 18 kun oldin
My anxiety won't leave me alone either
Max Tee
Max Tee 19 kun oldin
Slim jim instagram is on another level. They always comment on posts from meme accounts which is wild to me... but not as wild as the flavor of slim jims. Find them at a gas station near you
DimTheŁightzØut
DimTheŁightzØut 19 kun oldin
Jarvis should make a shirt saying “crying my best” instead of “trying my best”
Bande Taiwo
Bande Taiwo 20 kun oldin
i was also jake from state farm for halloween!
Keigo Takami
Keigo Takami 21 kun oldin
Jarvis x slim jim
Keigo Takami
Keigo Takami 21 kun oldin
I want someone to take these tweets and just make a animated video or a comic about them
Keigo Takami
Keigo Takami 21 kun oldin
We love the glow jarvis.
ᴋᴜʀᴏᴍɪ
ᴋᴜʀᴏᴍɪ 21 kun oldin
When McDonald's is as depressed as their employees.
Rons Lens
Rons Lens 21 kun oldin
Just followed you on the Twitter.
Sphynx have Feelings
Sphynx have Feelings 22 kun oldin
:'(
Sav _Smil3
Sav _Smil3 22 kun oldin
I want kfc now
Rowen Taylor
Rowen Taylor 24 kun oldin
Keep talking about this it is entertaining
2 Bagels 1 Toaster
2 Bagels 1 Toaster 24 kun oldin
This year is a fucking fever dream
Cayden
Cayden 25 kun oldin
Wait, Uno has rules?💀
Caylum Favel
Caylum Favel 25 kun oldin
To sum up the videos "THE GANG IS ALL HERE"
Van Nguyen
Van Nguyen 26 kun oldin
Why is my name on a KFC dating game...
Gee Whiz
Gee Whiz 26 kun oldin
I LOVE that you have will grayson will grayson! Such a good read :))
Ice Frostz
Ice Frostz 27 kun oldin
*slim jim wants to eat ur meat*
Salty_C
Salty_C 27 kun oldin
Me: checking 5 minute crafts* 5 minute crafts: *somehow has crafts that you could use for christmas* Me: *JARVIIIIS*
Heavy_hitter
Heavy_hitter 27 kun oldin
Black Ted Nivison
Heavy_hitter
Heavy_hitter 27 kun oldin
Black Ted Nivison with a cleft pallete
TheGamerChair YT
TheGamerChair YT 27 kun oldin
Hey jarvis when you gonna release some NERD merch
hammy the hamster
hammy the hamster 28 kun oldin
I lost my tooth watching this video
issa me evil dora
issa me evil dora 28 kun oldin
Are u dead?
Cyprian Mugarura
Cyprian Mugarura 28 kun oldin
I cant focus on anything but that glaring speck of dust on his eyelash😭
o ec bb things o
o ec bb things o 28 kun oldin
You do look like jake ngl
Daniel Alvarado
Daniel Alvarado 29 kun oldin
van van is a jojo character
juicy coochie gang
juicy coochie gang 29 kun oldin
Funny how after just watching this KFC’s thirst trap movie is becoming popular🙈
Salty Squid
Salty Squid 29 kun oldin
Me and My Little cousin Discovered This Game While I was Rolling through Steam, The Game is Actually Funny as Hell But it's also Kinda Eh- Because they genuinely Expect you to fall In love with Sanders, You can kiss the dude and whatnot and I don't know about you guys but watching my 11 Year old Cousin Choose the Kiss Option Didn't feel right.
Sephiroth Jenkins
Sephiroth Jenkins 29 kun oldin
This is likely my favorite video on the channel
Lyrcheylap
Lyrcheylap 29 kun oldin
The steak-umm one is interesting because they said “meat a bottom line” which is like oh ok.. typo. But considering that these post go through several layers of editing, prob on purpose. Because why? Because now subconsciously your thinking of meat=steak-umm and they’ve just advertised to you while calling out other brands and making themselves look like good guys. Marketing is wild
BxbblxzTV
BxbblxzTV 29 kun oldin
You are weird so what if actually happened is fake it was interesting
AI Totem
AI Totem Oy oldin
U up?
I don't know Will_hubbygang
I don't know Will_hubbygang Oy oldin
You need to do another actually happened video there’s one that says I hid inside my teacher and found her dark secret yes you read that right INSIDE
PlayWorks
PlayWorks Oy oldin
i bought ur trying my best hoodie and failed an exam. the teacher told me to try harder cause i was wearing that hoodie. bruh.
Chris Hawkes
Chris Hawkes Oy oldin
Congrats bro
czerwony kwadrat
czerwony kwadrat Oy oldin
Today I learned that our boi Jarvis is beefsexual
Luis Ventura Jr
Luis Ventura Jr Oy oldin
The tearful latex daily pump because element meteorologically subtract of a reminiscent cow. observant, moaning south america
Finite Operator
Finite Operator Oy oldin
Bro brands love jarvis
carter lyons
carter lyons Oy oldin
Yes.
Al The Tutor
Al The Tutor Oy oldin
I say, unless you actually like them, stop giving them what they want. Even if others will. Even if you also benefit from it. One rule I always keep in mind is that the only way a company gives you benefits for doing something that helps them is if they're get something better in return. From there, it's a matter of whether you think they deserve that benefit, or can at least live with the idea of them getting it.
Tohru in the Bronxx
Tohru in the Bronxx Oy oldin
I stopped thinking about bagel bites when they stopped making the breakfast ones 😡😡😡
Ace
Ace Oy oldin
Nobody: Not a soul: not even wendys: Bagel bites: *Mistaeks*
Brayden
Brayden Oy oldin
RIP r/unnamedfanbase
Boodah Luver
Boodah Luver Oy oldin
I can't believe THEE Looney Tunes tweeted you... and I can't believe they even HAVE a twitter. You do realize they've been making cartoons since some people's GREAT GRANDPARENTS were kids, and they not only found your tweet (somehow) but they also tweeted you. Thats actually remarkable Jarvis, I'm amazed & impressed by that alone 😂
Smokey Brown
Smokey Brown Oy oldin
Is it me or does Jarvis look like the new jake from State Farm.
Dantiel82
Dantiel82 Oy oldin
Ok
awesomedude 555
awesomedude 555 Oy oldin
As much as it is feeding into what brands want, I really did enjoy this video. You do whatever you want to, though, man.
Sugoi Stalin
Sugoi Stalin Oy oldin
Is it fanfiction if the brand writes about themselves?
Onepiece barca
Onepiece barca Oy oldin
Haven't been here since there was a gap somewhere in the middle
Ken S.
Ken S. Oy oldin
I am brand.
DogFriess
DogFriess Oy oldin
Jarvis looks like Jake from State Farm
TAWK STUDIOS
TAWK STUDIOS Oy oldin
uzpost.info/vision/video/ncqNmZJ8lHaEZZs.html
Never ending Lute
Never ending Lute Oy oldin
KFC dating sim sent me to turbo hell and back
Victor Stan
Victor Stan Oy oldin
JavaScript is trying his best.
ShivaTrap
ShivaTrap Oy oldin
SILENCE, brand
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